Neighborhood quantum housing physicists discover a new state of development, capable of both raising property taxes and lowering property values at the same time.
Kedov Mylon, a resident at the Institute for Housing Obstruction Research, has discovered a previously unknown state of development, in which the development reduces neighboring property values while increasing their per-household taxable property valuations. This superposition, caused by microscopic particles known as nimbyons, is estimated to affect approximately 95% of all known developable land.
Further research into nimbyons effects on traffic, sunlight, sound pollution, light pollution, good old-fashioned pollution, wildlife habitat, and neighborhood character have been delayed, as the Institute discovered they were conducting social science research in land zoned only for hard sciences.